Calling all individuals who eat cereal coated in a mixture of chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar: At the moment is the day I discovered that this concoction, which I’ve all the time generally known as Muddy Buddies (I might by no means get behind the time period “pet chow,” fashionable within the Midwest, since I don’t actually wish to eat pet food?) can be referred to as “monkey munch,” “muddy munch,” “reindeer chow,” or “doggy bag” — or, not less than, that’s what Wikipedia appears to consider. Wikipedia additionally calls it “sweet”; IDK about that. Like, why is it sweet and never only a dessert or sugary snack? I’m not shopping for it. However sure, historically, it’s not the healthiest factor you may eat.
As I’ve beforehand talked about within the Eater archive, I’m a Chex Combine fanatic. We’re a Chex household; it was an omnipresent cereal in my childhood cupboards and to this present day, my dad feeds particular person Rice Chex to our 15-year-old canine, Reginald, as a result of he “likes the sound it makes when he crunches on it.” It is a notably unusual breed of boomer ASMR, I’d agree, however my dad loves it, Reginald loves it, and I respect it.
At my massive age, I ought to most likely not commonly be consuming Muddy Buddies, however I’m gonna be actual with you: Alongside Cheddar snack combine, Muddy Buddies are one among my gas-station-snack go-tos. They’re the right synthesis of crunchy, creamy, candy, and salty, a very elevated snacking expertise. It occurred to me not too long ago when munching on a bowl of Catalina Crunch’s extraordinarily fashionable low-sugar, high-fiber, high-protein cereal that Muddy Buddying ought to be a verb; simply as you may Caesar something or French onion something, you may take any meals, or actually any cereal, coat it in chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar, and render it Muddy Buddied. I consulted The Universe — aka TikTok — to see if folks had been making “wholesome” Muddy Buddies out of Catalina Crunch, and certainly, they had been. So I used to be like, hey, I’m going to do this proper now as an train of free will.
Realizing you would possibly want some context for Catalina Crunch, I shall clarify: I bear in mind, albeit a bit vaguely, the primary time I heard about this allegedly excellent “wholesome” cereal; I noticed it in a tour of one of many Kardashian/Jenner’s pantries which I used to be most likely hate-watching but in addition did spark some product intrigue — a damaged clock is true twice a day, in any case, and typically even the world’s most annoying influencers have good recs. There was additionally rampant hypothesis that Kylie Jenner’s notorious 2018 tweet about lastly having tried cereal with milk was referring to Catalina Crunch. (Anyway, I don’t eat the cereal fairly often however I’ve develop into a giant fan of the model’s Chex-Combine-esque Cheddar snack combine.)
Alongside the traces of the favored Netflix collection Is It Cake?, I made a decision to carry out a house experiment of Does It Muddy Buddy?, with my prediction being that, sure, Catalina Crunch Muddy Buddies most likely style nearly an identical to conventional Muddy Buddies. Some individuals are very delicate to the style of monkfruit and stevia, each of that are in Catalina Crunch cereals (though the model did simply roll out “style enhancements” this spring, and can be instituting a Love Each Chunk assure the place you will get a reimburse inside seven days of buying its merchandise for those who’re sad with them for any motive). For the individuals who have a bag of Catalina Crunch, don’t have any plans to return it, and wish to add some jazz and pizzazz, Muddy Buddying it may very well be the answer to having fun with its protein and fiber advantages, albeit at the price of sacrificing its low-sugar or no-sugar standing. Anyway, that’s what I did. Please take pleasure in some imagery I took with my digital digicam from 2010.
The decision: Sure, you can also make higher-protein, higher-fiber Muddy Buddies utilizing Catalina Crunch. One thing I actually take pleasure in about Muddy Buddies is that once you’re making them (it?) at residence, you may actually function totally intuitively when it comes to the quantity of every ingredient so as to add. Certain, there are some widespread tips, however for those who use roughly chocolate or peanut butter, what’s the worst that may occur? It’s just about assured to style good.
That being mentioned, right here’s the recipe (utilizing that time period loosely):
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The “recipe”
Add the butter, chocolate chips, and peanut butter to a microwave-safe bowl and microwave on excessive for about 45 seconds. Use a spoon to stir till clean. Add the vanilla extract. Utilizing a spatula, add the cereal and blend to coat it utterly within the chocolate combination. Dump a bunch of the now-chocolaty cereal in a sealable plastic bag (you realize, like a Ziplock). Dump a bunch of powdered sugar on high and shake profusely till all the little cereal items are coated in a ravishing dusting of sugar. Ta-da!
If you’re an actual sugar-hater (or can’t have it for well being causes), you may as well comply with the lead of TikTokers who’re making Muddy Buddies utilizing Catalina Crunch, sugar-free chocolate, and powdered monkfruit. I cannot be doing this as a result of I like issues to style nearly as good as attainable, however the level is, you could possibly.
Get pleasure from your free will! I actually do.
Catalina Crunch cereal is out there at Catalina Crunch.